This is the conversation I have with my uterus every time I see a baby.
Uterus: BABIES! Babies, babies, babies! Angela! ANGELA! Look! There's a baby! WHERE IS OUR BABIES?!?!!
Me: We've been over this, Uterus. It's not time for babies yet.
Uterus: Time? TIME?!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIME?!!! NOW IS THE TIME!
Me: We need to wait a few more years.
Uterus: What are you talking about? You're 25 years old and you have a boyfriend (a fiance no less). Now make some damn babies!
Me: We can't support a child right now, Uterus.
Uterus: But poor people have babies all the time! Stop your logical thinking and give me a baby right now!
Me: NO UTERUS! BAD UTERUS! Leave me alone! I have spoken!
Uterus: hate you.... *bleeds furiously in protest*
Also it doesn't help that every time John sees a cute little girl he says "awww.... I want one." I think they're in on it together.
Uterus: BABIES! Babies, babies, babies! Angela! ANGELA! Look! There's a baby! WHERE IS OUR BABIES?!?!!
Me: We've been over this, Uterus. It's not time for babies yet.
Uterus: Time? TIME?!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIME?!!! NOW IS THE TIME!
Me: We need to wait a few more years.
Uterus: What are you talking about? You're 25 years old and you have a boyfriend (a fiance no less). Now make some damn babies!
Me: We can't support a child right now, Uterus.
Uterus: But poor people have babies all the time! Stop your logical thinking and give me a baby right now!
Me: NO UTERUS! BAD UTERUS! Leave me alone! I have spoken!
Uterus: hate you.... *bleeds furiously in protest*
Also it doesn't help that every time John sees a cute little girl he says "awww.... I want one." I think they're in on it together.
1 comment:
Your uterus is right, poor people DO have babies all the time. Such greedy uteri those poor people have.
Rob - The Mainland
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